Not a helpline. Not therapy. Just a real conversation.
First name only. Everything you say stays between us. No waitlists, no referrals, no clinical language — just a real conversation when you need one.
Choose your session
Sounds familiar?
You're exactly who this is for.
"You've been separated for a few months. Your friends have heard it all. Your family are worried. You just need to say it out loud — once — to someone with no stake in what you decide."
You need a Full Yarn.
"You've been doing everyone else's job as well as your own for months. You know something has to give. You just can't say that to anyone at work, and your partner is tired of hearing it."
You need a Full Yarn.
"There's a big decision sitting on you. Everyone you'd normally ask has an opinion you'll have to manage afterwards. You just need to think it out loud with someone who has no agenda."
You need a Quick Yarn.
"Nothing dramatic. You're fine. But you actually can't remember the last time you had a real conversation. Not a catch-up. Not a check-in. A proper one, where you said what you actually think."
You need a Late Yarn.
The honest comparison
Honestly — sometimes that's the right call. But there's a gap between "I need therapy" and "I need to talk."
If you're dealing with something clinical, we'll say so and point you in the right direction. This isn't a replacement for professional care — it's what's missing before and between it.
How It Works
No referral. No waitlist. No intake form.
Choose a session that works. Morning, arvo, or after hours. Available seven days a week across Australia.
Secure upfront payment. First name and phone number only. Nothing else is asked or needed.
Dial the number in your confirmation. We pick up. You talk. Nothing leaves the call — ever.
Who calls
These aren't case studies. They're composites of the people who call — see if you recognise yourself.
"Three kids. Mutual friends who've all picked a side. He just needs to say it all out loud to someone who doesn't know his wife."
"Managing a team of twelve for four years. Running on empty. Can't show weakness at work. Partner doesn't want to hear it anymore."
"Deciding whether to leave a well-paying job to start something himself. Going in circles. Needs someone to think it through with, not someone who'll be affected by the answer."
"Single parent for two years. Doing it all. Nobody ever asks how she's going. She just needs someone to ask — and actually mean it."
Sessions & Pricing
All sessions paid at booking. AUD. No subscription. No hidden fees.
30 Minutes
Charged at booking
One thing you need to think out loud, or a decision that's been sitting on you. Done in thirty minutes.
60 Minutes
Charged at booking
Room to properly unpack something. Most people find an hour is what they actually needed and didn't know how to ask for.
60 Min · After Hours
8pm – 11pm AEST
When everything else is closed and you just need to talk. That's exactly what the Late Yarn is for.
What people say
Names changed. Everything else is exactly how it was said.
"I'd been carrying something heavy for weeks. Talked it through for an hour and finally set it down. Can't explain it better than that."
— Mark, 43, Brisbane
"Going through a split. My mates were over it. I needed someone with zero stake in what I decided. Worth every cent and then some."
— Sarah, 38, Gold Coast
"Wasn't sure what to expect. No agenda, no advice I didn't ask for. Just a proper conversation. Exactly what I needed and nothing I didn't."
— Jay, 46, Sydney
Ground Rules
Almost anything sitting heavy is fair game. There are only a handful of things that genuinely can't be helped with here.
Questions
No. This isn't a registered therapy or clinical service. There's no diagnosis, no treatment plan, no notes. It's a real conversation with a real person who'll listen without judgment — and sometimes that's exactly what you need, not six sessions with a stranger reading from a framework.
Just your first name and a phone number. No last name. No personal history. Nothing you're not comfortable sharing. The phone number is held for 12 months for dispute purposes only — never shared, never used for anything else.
Full refund if you cancel 24 hours or more before your session. 50% refund if you cancel within 24 hours — your slot was held, so that's fair. No-shows forfeit the full amount. Refunds processed within 5 business days.
Yes. Nothing discussed on the call is recorded, noted, or shared with anyone — full stop. Your first name and phone number are the only details held on file, for the minimum time required under Australian privacy law.
Almost. The things we can't help with are medical or legal advice, crisis situations, illegal topics, or anything involving someone under 18. Beyond that — relationships, work, career, decisions, life, feeling stuck, needing to vent — all of it is fair game.
Ready?
No diagnosis. No follow-up unless you want it. No judgment. Just a real conversation with a real person.